Punk Tortoise Joins 127 Club
GALAPAGOS ISLANDS — The Galapagos punk scene was in shock this morning after learning of the tragic death of up…
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Punk Under Mistaken Impression He’s a Functioning Alcoholic
BOSTON — Friends and relatives of local punk, Brian Gibbs, were astonished to learn that the known raging drunk considers…
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I’ll Start Supporting the Troops When They Start Coming to My Band’s Shows
All day long I hear people whining about supporting the troops. I can't even go to an event like a…
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Funyuns and Shasta Left Out For Weed Guy
BOULDER, Colo. — Potheads across the country are leaving out Funyuns and Shasta for the weed delivery guy as he…
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Cameo Greeting From Michael Shannon Still Haunting Local Man’s Dreams
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio. — A Cameo greeting from acclaimed character actor, Michael Shannon, left the recipient of the message Josh Gaither…
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Man Goes to Astounding Lengths to Find Family History of Parkinson’s Rather Than Admitting He Going Through Alcohol Withdrawal
BOSTON — Friends and relatives of local resident, Brian Gibbs, have reported that the 28-year-old has insisted for years that…
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Prog Rock Band Assigns Crowd Homework
LOS ANGELES — Progressive rock band, Sagramore, surprised attendees of their most recent show when they used the time schedule…
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Dry Cleaner Calls David Byrne To Remind Him They’ve Had Giant Suit For 30 Years Now
NEW YORK — A local dry cleaner called Talking Heads frontman David Byrne this morning informing him that they still…
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Report: Winning Dance Off in No Way Negates City’s Contract to Tear Down Rec Center
BALTIMORE — Plucky, determined teens of the O’Donnell Street Recreation Center were disheartened to learn that defeating a local real…
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Report: Winning Dance Off in No Way Negates City’s Contract to Tear Down Rec Center
BALTIMORE — Plucky, determined teens of the O’Donnell Street Recreation Center were disheartened to learn that defeating a local real…
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