Prog Rock Band Assigns Crowd Homework
LOS ANGELES — Progressive rock band, Sagramore, surprised attendees of their most recent show when they used the time schedule…
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Dry Cleaner Calls David Byrne To Remind Him They’ve Had Giant Suit For 30 Years Now
NEW YORK — A local dry cleaner called Talking Heads frontman David Byrne this morning informing him that they still…
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Report: Winning Dance Off in No Way Negates City’s Contract to Tear Down Rec Center
BALTIMORE — Plucky, determined teens of the O’Donnell Street Recreation Center were disheartened to learn that defeating a local real…
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Report: Winning Dance Off in No Way Negates City’s Contract to Tear Down Rec Center
BALTIMORE — Plucky, determined teens of the O’Donnell Street Recreation Center were disheartened to learn that defeating a local real…
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Wife Wondering How Concerned She Should Be After Catching Husband Watching Old Skate Videos
ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local woman Katie Sandoval has been reconsidering the stability of her marriage after walking in on her…
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State Scene Informs Local Scene It’ll Take Over From Here
LIMA, Ohio — A debate over payment and use of a venue on the outskirts of Lima has reportedly been…
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Judge Tells Rittenhouse He Hopes They Can Do This Again Sometime
KENOSHA, Wis. — Judge Bruce Schroeder told acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse he hopes they can "hang out again really soon"…
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Tesla Robotics Team Instructed to Develop Replacement for Grimes
PALO ALTO, Calif. — Scientists for Tesla’s robotics team have reported that recent requests from senior management indicate that they…
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Jezebel Writer Can’t Wait to Ruin Succession For Everyone
NEW YORK — Jezebel writer Cara Olson has reportedly been ‘methodical’ and ‘giddy’ in her attempt to find something problematic…
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Dom Too Tired To Walk Sub Around House on Leash Tonight
ATLANTA — Local sub Darren Payne was rebuffed by his partner, Anthony Clark, in his request to be bound, gagged,…
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