Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

August 24, 2022

INDIANAPOLIS — Local asshole Brodie Mccaffery had the audacity to burden his work friend Dianne Lin with 100% free, no…

August 22, 2022

WHITTIER, Calif. — Three roommates in southern California enacted extreme water rationing measures to avoid being the one having to…

August 19, 2022

ORLANDO, Fla. — Disney-obsessed middle-aged man Sebastian Werner is to be tried as a minor after allegedly assaulting several guests…

August 19, 2022

SOMERSET, Mass. — Local cool boss Kirk Rayner chose a Cameo video from Creed singer Scott Stapp to inform his…

August 16, 2022

INDIANAPOLIS — Allegedly touring pop punk band Deaf Hippos is really blurring the line between actively playing shows outside their…

August 1, 2022

BEATRICE, Neb. — Staunch conservative Todd Anderson vowed to limit his annual Disney World trips to slightly more than a…

July 28, 2022

GLENSIDE, Pa. — Pennsylvania senate candidate John Fetterman vows to support universal healthcare for scene veterans, old heads, and all…

July 18, 2022

LOS ANGELES — “Avatar: The Way of Water” director James Cameron doubled down on his criticism of fans complaining about…

July 9, 2022

NEW YORK — Popular dictionary manufacturer Merriam-Webster made an unexpected change to the definition of “self-made” to include musicians with…

June 26, 2022

WASHINGTON — Outraged Republicans are spending millions in taxpayer money to send every child turned gay by Disney’s “Lightyear” a…