Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

August 19, 2022

ORLANDO, Fla. — Disney-obsessed middle-aged man Sebastian Werner is to be tried as a minor after allegedly assaulting several guests…

August 19, 2022

SOMERSET, Mass. — Local cool boss Kirk Rayner chose a Cameo video from Creed singer Scott Stapp to inform his…

August 16, 2022

INDIANAPOLIS — Allegedly touring pop punk band Deaf Hippos is really blurring the line between actively playing shows outside their…

August 1, 2022

BEATRICE, Neb. — Staunch conservative Todd Anderson vowed to limit his annual Disney World trips to slightly more than a…

July 28, 2022

GLENSIDE, Pa. — Pennsylvania senate candidate John Fetterman vows to support universal healthcare for scene veterans, old heads, and all…

July 18, 2022

LOS ANGELES — “Avatar: The Way of Water” director James Cameron doubled down on his criticism of fans complaining about…

July 9, 2022

NEW YORK — Popular dictionary manufacturer Merriam-Webster made an unexpected change to the definition of “self-made” to include musicians with…

June 26, 2022

WASHINGTON — Outraged Republicans are spending millions in taxpayer money to send every child turned gay by Disney’s “Lightyear” a…

April 30, 2022

TUCKER, Ga. — Local musician Mark Shepherd vowed to master his new favorite song on guitar so long as it’s…

April 3, 2022

WASHINGTON — Average consumers are feeling the pinch both metaphorically and literally as rising gas prices have resulted in them…