Man Wears Beret a Record 90 Seconds in Public Before Getting Self-Conscious, Removing It
TWIN FALLS, Idaho — Local man Raymond Kieffer set a new personal record moments ago by wearing his beret for…
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Plan to Invite 88-Year-Old Neighbor to Party So She Doesn’t Call the Cops Backfires
TRENTON, N.J. — A group of punks’ plan to invite geriatric next-door neighbor Zofia Gorski to a party so she…
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Kilt Guy at Dropkick Murphys’ Show Playing a Dangerous Game by Crowd Surfing
JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Local infamous “Kilt Guy” Jeremy Flanagan played a dangerous, nard-threatening game last night by crowd surfing…
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Sad: All These Baby Boomers Aren’t Dead Yet
An alarming and depressing new study found that Baby Boomers are still, for the most part, very much alive and…
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We Interviewed Banksy and You Can’t Prove We Didn’t
The infamous, anonymous street artist Banksy is as known for his subversive artwork as his reclusive nature. Imagine our surprise…
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Mysterious Sunglasses Found in Alley Allow Drifter to See Which Punks are Secretly Posers
LOS ANGELES — A mysterious pair of sunglasses discovered by local crust punk and drifter Rick “Zilch” Toombs allegedly allow…
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Severely Overloaded Powerstrip on Stage Least Dangerous Aspect of Basement Venue
TACOMA, Wash. — A dangerously overloaded powerstrip providing electricity to every amplifier, light, and smoke machine on stage at a…
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Chronically Late Explosions in the Sky Singer Finally Arrives On Time to Play Set
AUSTIN, Texas — Dean Hedlund, the chronically late lead singer of post-rock band Explosions in the Sky, arrived just in…
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Punk Totally Doesn’t Give a Fuck But Prefers Guests Use Coasters, Also Fuck Cops
BALTIMORE — Local anarcho-punk Tommy Mauro “totally doesn’t give a fuck,” but does prefer guests use coasters, even if it’s…
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Undercover Journalist Just Needs Another Two to Three Years of Research Before Leaving Sex Cult
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Undercover journalist Teddy Eckart just needs to spend another two or three years investigating a lascivius and…
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