We Asked These 5 Slayer Fans When Exactly It All Went Wrong for Them
Maybe it’s unfair to blame Slayer for their fans’ wild, destructive behavior but it is an undisputed fact that every…
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Trump, Clinton Deny Meeting with Jeffrey Epstein Backstage at Warped Tour ’97
WASHINGTON — Presidents Donald Trump and Bill Clinton both denied reports today claiming they were backstage at Warped Tour ’97…
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Punk Assumes Friend’s Family Rich After Spotting Name-Brand String Cheese in Fridge
BECKETT RIDGE, Ohio — Suburban punk Adam Kincaid spotted yesterday an unopened, full price and unexpired package of Sargento string…
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Old High School Friends Excited to Hang Out, Talk Shit About Whoever Couldn’t Make It
EVANSTON, Ill. — A group of friends who have been “practically inseparable” since their freshman year of high school are…
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Punks, Nature Both Trying to Reclaim Abandoned Building
DETROIT — A group of squatting punks became unwitting participants in the eternal struggle of man-versus-nature last week, as each…
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Smiths Fan Desperately Pushing Conspiracy Theory Real Morrissey Died Decades Ago
JACKSON, Miss. — Loyal Smiths fan Jaden Woods is desperately pushing a conspiracy theory that the real Morrissey died decades…
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REPORT: Majority of Millennials Can’t Even Find Paradise City on a Map
NEW YORK — An alarming new study conducted by a research panel of angry baby boomers found that 82% of…
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Guitarist Running Between Venues to Keep Both Bands From Noticing He Double Booked Himself
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Guitarist Loyd Schneider raced back and forth between two different venues last night after booking shows…
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Man Pretends to Thoughtfully Peruse Beer List Before Picking Based on Alcohol Content
BALTIMORE — Self-proclaimed beer snob Jeremy Drika pretended last night to thoughtfully peruse the beer list at a local brewpub…
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Guy Eats Four-Course French Meal in Mosh Pit Without Spilling His Calvados Aperitif
BOSTON — A legendary and possibly mythical mosher was allegedly spotted last night enjoying a four-course French meal in the…
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