Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

August 1, 2019

Time to turn those frowns upside down my little worker bees, because THERE IS A DOG IN THE OFFICE TODAY!!!!…

July 22, 2019

Maybe it’s unfair to blame Slayer for their fans’ wild, destructive behavior but it is an undisputed fact that every…

July 21, 2019

WASHINGTON — Presidents Donald Trump and Bill Clinton both denied reports today claiming they were backstage at Warped Tour ’97…

July 21, 2019

BECKETT RIDGE, Ohio — Suburban punk Adam Kincaid spotted yesterday an unopened, full price and unexpired package of Sargento string…

July 20, 2019

EVANSTON, Ill. — A group of friends who have been “practically inseparable” since their freshman year of high school are…

July 19, 2019

DETROIT — A group of squatting punks became unwitting participants in the eternal struggle of man-versus-nature last week, as each…

July 19, 2019

JACKSON, Miss. — Loyal Smiths fan Jaden Woods is desperately pushing a conspiracy theory that the real Morrissey died decades…

July 16, 2019

NEW YORK — An alarming new study conducted by a research panel of angry baby boomers found that 82% of…

July 13, 2019

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Guitarist Loyd Schneider raced back and forth between two different venues last night after booking shows…

July 12, 2019

BALTIMORE — Self-proclaimed beer snob Jeremy Drika pretended last night to thoughtfully peruse the beer list at a local brewpub…

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