Man Fears Worst After Dad Says “I Love You” for First Time Ever
WARRINGTON, Pa. — Local man Bryan Walsh is terrified and “jumping to insane conclusions” this morning after his father, commercial…
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Iggy Pop Obituary DO NOT PUBLISH
[Ed note: Leaving the Iggy Pop obit in the draft folder. Great idea to get this written up ahead of…
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We Rank the Top 4 Biggest Fucking Assholes in My Band
Many of us tend to put rock stars and touring musicians on pedestals. But the truth is, the music industry…
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Loose Collection of Shitty Musicians and Drug Addicts Keep Referring to Themselves as “The Scene” for Some Reason
BUFFALO, N.Y. — A small, unorganized local collection of punks, transients, and drug addicts with minimal artistic ability and motivation…
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Woman With Four Hours to Kill Asks Man at Bar What His Band Sounds Like
PHILADELPHIA — Local woman Juliana Azzara passed the four hours waiting for her train last night by asking a man…
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Ramones ‘Word of the Day’ Calendar Already Repeating Itself by Mid-March
NEW YORK — The highly anticipated Ramones “Word of the Day” calendar was released yesterday, which disappointed but unsurprised fans…
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FUCK FUCK FUCK: Internet Tough Guy Also Actual Tough Guy
DETROIT — Reddit user Gary Johannson accidentally messed yesterday with the one tough guy on the Internet who wasn’t lying,…
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5 Magnificent Beards That Definitely Look Good but Must Make Eating a Big Plate of Spaghetti With Your Bare Hands Just a God Damn Nightmare
Has this ever happened to you? It’s Saturday night and you’re at some fancy Italian place munching on Endless Salad…
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Giving Simple Plan Song Thumbs Up Still Hurting Man’s Pandora Station 10 Years Later
PORTLAND, Maine. — Music fan Trevor Eastman’s Pandora account is still reeling from the painful, ear-wrenching effects of giving a…
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Ska Bride and Groom Excited for First Skank As Married Couple
TORRANCE, Calif. — Avid ska fans and recently married couple Judy Gillespie and Leonard Roth capped off their wedding celebration…
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