Ska Bride and Groom Excited for First Skank As Married Couple
TORRANCE, Calif. — Avid ska fans and recently married couple Judy Gillespie and Leonard Roth capped off their wedding celebration…
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White Castle Commemorates The Order That Inspired GG Allin to Shit On Stage
NEW YORK — Fast food chain White Castle held a plaque dedication ceremony this morning commemorating the 30 mini-burger order…
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Guitarist “Going Out for Smokes” Abandons Band to Pursue Lifelong Dream of Starting Family
MINNEAPOLIS — Guitarist Bradley Eflin claimed last night that he was “going out for smokes” before allegedly abandoning his band…
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Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck Machine
BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck…
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5 Mind-Blowing Life Hacks That All Pretty Much Boil Down to “Have Rich Parents”
What can we do to be truly, wholy “happy?” In my long, arduous 22-year existence, I have found that these…
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Zine Names 23 Hottest, Most Eligible Bachelors of Charlotte, NC Stoner Sludge Scene
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Local zine Weedkiller published their annual list this morning of the hunkiest, most eligible bachelors of Charlotte’s…
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Real Life “Jim and Pam?” I’m Trying to Break up My Co-Worker and Her Fiance
Even though it ended in 2013 The Office is more popular than ever thanks to its enduring, relatable characters. The…
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New Wes Anderson Movie About Sad Guy Who Joins Bird Watching Group or Some Horseshit
NEW YORK — Famed film auteur Wes Anderson unceremoniously announced today that his next movie would be about “a sad…
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Metalhead Sews Sleeves Back on Dying Fetus Shirt for Sister’s Wedding
ORLANDO, Fla. — Metalhead Brad Fetterman spent several hours yesterday sewing the sleeves back on to his finest Dying Fetus…
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Band T-Shirt Crosses Threshold from Gross to Vintage
OMAHA, Neb. — A decades-old Rancid T-shirt finally crossed the threshold last week from a piece of dingy, raggedy garbage…
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