Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

April 8, 2019

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Local woman Carrie Schwalbach’s new boyfriend is nothing more than a reissued edition of her ex…

April 3, 2019

Fellas, society is changing. And NOT for the better. The fact is, whether you’re a man, a horny cartoon wolf,…

March 26, 2019

MARIETTA, Ga. — Car owner Charlie Simmons admitted today that he swapped out his copy of Belle & Sebastian’s album…

March 21, 2019

COLUMBUS, Ohio — A Wilco T-shirt mysteriously materialized last week in the closet of local man Steve Rosetti, the latest…

March 13, 2019

TRENTON, N.J. — Seven people were injured at the Starlight Ballroom on Saturday night trying to avoid free albums tossed…

March 10, 2019

I love Game of Thrones so obviously I’m a huge fan of sprawling, borderline incoherent epics featuring multiple installments of…

March 10, 2019

I love Game of Thrones so obviously I’m a huge fan of sprawling, borderline incoherent epics featuring multiple installments of…

March 10, 2019

VERO BEACH, Fla. — Groom-to-be Anthony Minor realized last week that he has no idea what his close friend’s real…

March 8, 2019

LANCASTER, Pa. — Married couple Jennifer Schultz-Markakis and Dwayne Markakis are now using an underutilized set of nipple clamps to…

March 7, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Johnny Rotten and Marky Ramone nearly came to blows on stage Wednesday evening at a promotional event for…

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