Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

October 25, 2019

BOSTON — A research team of manly scientists believe they may have discovered a third emotion, in addition to anger…

October 25, 2019

OAKLAND, Calif. — Fancy punk Gerald Harden is flaunting his wealth by hanging relatively expensive, unwashed, 400-thread count bed sheets…

October 16, 2019

ISLAND PARK, N.Y. — Adult punk with a secret, Christian past Steve Phelan is referring to his old church youth…

October 15, 2019

PORTLAND, Ore. — Classically trained multi-instrumentalist and road-weary touring musician Joanna Newsom is hoping one of the openers for her…

October 13, 2019

CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski earned a tidy sum of $523 last week after nearly two dozen tourists…

October 10, 2019

CINCINNATI — Self-described anarcho-punk and Wells Fargo bank teller Gary Morin claimed again today that he only took his job…

October 9, 2019

Recently, the elitist SJWs of The Hard Times took a moment out of our busy lives of canceling posers to…

October 7, 2019

WILMINGTON, Del. — An alarming new study out of the University of Delaware finds that the average millennial punk has…

October 5, 2019

HENDERSON, Nev. — Model train enthusiast and man possibly on the brink of madness Jonathan Mackay is reportedly “sick and…

October 5, 2019

Is this the real life Billie Joe Armstrong? Recently, the punk rock and alternative music experts of The Hard Times…

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