Graphic Designer Saves New File as “Bane Flyer FINAL FINAL.PSD”
WORCESTER, Mass. – Local graphic designer Jamie O'Connor, is reportedly saving a new file as "Bane Flyer FINAL FINAL.psd" and…
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Support Waning for Friend in Recovery Now That He Has Six-Pack Abs
PORTLAND, Maine — Support for local man Kevin Davidson is reportedly waning amongst friends as they slowly realize his recovery…
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Man Who Liked Band Before They Were Cool Fails To Mention All The Shitty Ones He Liked That Never Got Popular
NEW BEDFORD, Mass. — Self-proclaimed “music connoisseur” Ryan Lester, known for his uncanny ability to discover cool bands before you…
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“Never Meant” Tab Closed Immediately After Reading Tuning
INDIANAPOLIS — Local amateur guitarist Bryant Stafford reportedly slammed his laptop shut after merely glancing at the non-standard tuning of…
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Indie Rock Died the Day the O.C. Went off the Air
Look, I'm sure R.E.M. and The Smiths were good or whatever but the truth is real indie rock was birthed…
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Where’s My Medal? I Was Harassing This Celebrity Long Before They Were Canceled
Oh, I see how it is. Now that you find out he's an anti-vaxxer and a flat-Earther, now you're okay…
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How Was I Supposed To Know That Instrumental Band Was Racist?!
Oh, dude! You've gotta check out this band I discovered. I just started listening to them. They came up on…
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Report: Drywall Repair Still Cheaper Than Therapy
CALDWELL, N.J. — A new report released by the Economic Wellness Consortium confirms that drywall repair remains a significantly cheaper…
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I Only Listen to Metal, and Also a Bunch of Other Stuff When No One Is Around
I'd say that I pretty much only listen to metal. Mostly doom metal. And some stoner and sludge. Well, also…
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I Said I’m a Guitar Nerd, I Didn’t Say I’m Good
Welcome to my studio! Or at least the part of the basement that my wife lets me keep all of…
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