This is absolute bullshit. I’ve been playing power chords my whole life, spending countless hours learning "Age of Quarrel," "Set…
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I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking. If a bee thinks it’s a good idea to sting the bear…
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BOTHELL, Wash. — Audio equipment giant Behringer excited consumers by releasing a new line of electric drum sets that comes…
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I’ve been with the department for eight years now, and every request I’ve put in for leave has been denied.…
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WASHINGTON — President Biden urged American citizens to peacefully allow law enforcement to continue murdering them following a spike in…
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VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — A recent study of your entire friend group came to the unimpeachable conclusion that Daniel Jordan,…
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NEW ORLEANS — Clint Frenzy, the legendary jazz drummer known for his innovative yet traditional style, reportedly holds his fork…
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WHEATON, Md. — The local branch of the BodySmith Fitness franchise is refusing to terminate your gym membership until you…
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In simpler times, you could easily identify a common interest based on someone's clothing. Wearing a shirt of a band…
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BLOOMINGTON, Minn. — Local dad and lifelong jock Patrick Bruckheimer is forcing his home-schooled teenage son to take showers upstairs…
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