Sad: This EDM Scenester Is in It for the Music
For as long as there have been shows, there have been drugs at shows. There’s just one problem: Music is…
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Instagram Dog Saving Cutest Content for OnlyFans
NEW YORK — Popular internet dog Muppet announced early yesterday afternoon that his cutest content will be going behind a…
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Oh, You’re An R.E.M Fan? Name Three Over The Counter Supplements For Joint Pain
Oh really you're a “big fan” of R.E.M? Forgive me for seeming incredulous, but your poser ass doesn’t fit the…
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We’re Gonna Go Against The Grain And Say We Need A Disney Prince Whose Incredibly Hung, Like To The Point Where It’s A Problem For Him
Okay hear us out. Lately there’s been a lot of hoopla over-representation in Disney films. People have finally figured out…
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5 Other Times Phil Collins Watched A Kid Drown
Ever get the feeling that you’re stuck in the same cycle of events repeating themselves over and over again? We…
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Gave Me Unrealistic Expectation of How Good Pizza Would Make Me at Karate
If you grew up in the early ‘90s, you grew up ingesting a lot of toxic media, and sure, we…
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To Be Clear, My Wife And I Are Seeking An ACTUAL HORSE, With An ACTUAL MAGICAL HORN, For Sex
Okay, listen up you dirty piggies, because my wife and I are tired of all the messages we’ve been getting…
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Feeling Too Burnt Out To Write Songs? Here’s The Same 5 Generic Tips From Every Self Help Article Repackaged Again
Are you struggling to come up with lyrics and melodies? Does a sense of dread fill your mind as you…
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Opinion: “Everything Everywhere All At Once” Is Just Part Of The Liberal Agenda To Make Us Ask Ourselves The Big Questions, Feel Things We Haven’t Felt In Years, And Cry In Public
Well, the Hollywood liberal propaganda machine is back folks, and in full force, this time in the guise of a…
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We Hear You: After A Decades Long Tirade Of Complaints About Our Dehumanizing Corporate Culture, We’re Raising Our Starting Wage By 48 Cents Per Hour
We’ve heard your phone calls, read your emails, and crossed your picket lines. We've attended all of the meetings with…
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