Everything We Know About the Coronation of King Charles III
Hear ye, hear ye! The coronation of King Charles III will take place tomorrow, long live the king! Here is…
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Everything We Know About the McDonald’s Child Labor Scandal
A recent investigation into southeast child labor law violations found massive infringements by over 60 McDonald's Franchises. Most notably, two…
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Here’s How Many Spikes You’ll Need for Full Hug Immunity
I’ve been sober for 14 years, and without anonymous support groups, I never would have made it this far. It’s…
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Think You Have What It Takes To Be the New Voice of Rick and Morty? Here’s a List of Mood Stabilizers
Unless you’ve been living in a cave on Tiny Planet for the last few months, you know that Justin Roiland’s…
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Opinion: Show Me Where in the Rulebook It Says a Dog Can’t Be My Only Friend
Alright, I want everyone to just settle down. I realize many of you find this unorthodox, but let’s focus on…
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First Rule of Being a Fan of Fight Club Is You Do Not Talk About Being a Fan of Fight Club
Welcome to Fight Club fan club. I see a lot of new faces. Shut up. That means a lot of…
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Fisting or Fist Fucking? 5 Grammar Tweaks That Will Make You Sound Smarter in Job Interviews
Nothing is worse than leaving a job interview that you spent weeks preparing for and wondering if an errant phrasing…
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Game Changer: Marvel Fans Are Taking Scorsese’s Criticisms Seriously Now That He’s Emerged From Seclusion Jacked as Fuck
Remember a while back when Martin Scorsese thought that directing a handful of the most highly regarded films of all…
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5 Problematic Lines Scrubbed From Films on Streaming Services That It Turns Out I Was Wrong About and Made Up
As hard-copy media vanishes, so does a certain sense of security. A security that we will always have access to…
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Real-Life Vampire? This Young Looking Dude Just Mentioned Beck
Vampire. Nosferatu. The un-dead. Legends of unholy, immortal creatures with a thirst for human blood have existed for centuries. Could…
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