Cost of Living Crisis: I’m Paying $950 per Month Just To Be One of the People Under the Stairs
When I moved to Los Angeles to make it as a musician or actor or influencer, I had no illusions…
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Opinion: I Am Vampyr, I Am Forever, and Your Carbon Footprint Affects Me
Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man concerned with global warming. My name is Orlov von Maximoff, a…
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The Only Thing That Can Stop a Bad Dream Demon With Knives for Fingers Is a Good Dream Demon With Knives for Fingers
Over the years I have received mounting criticism for exercising my right to wield a homemade knife glove and enter…
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Kinda Spooky I Guess: The Band We Came To See at This Dive Bar Broke up 30 Years Ago This Very Night
Our tour van broke down in one of that small town full of secrets/Twin Peaksy type places. We had to…
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5 Habits That Make Billionaires Successful, Though Admittedly, “Having Billions of Dollars,” Is Doing a Lot of the Heavy Lifting
Billionaires; they are our superiors and our betters. Their lives are literally worth more than our lives, and they make…
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I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This but You Are Brave, You Are Loved, and This Is a Robbery
People of this bank listen up, 'cause I got something to say. The state of the world is chaotic right…
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No Matter How Many Film Reviews I Write, I’ll Never Top “Air Dud”
It’s a bittersweet feeling to realize you’ve peaked, but at least when I look back up at my personal zenith…
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Help! I Wanna Be Murdered by Sex Demons but This Puzzle Box Is Like, Really Hard
Ever since I discovered BDSM Tumblr as a youth, I have dreamt of dying at the hands of horned-up sadistic…
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Scented Candles and Polyamory Are Great, but Am I the Only One Who Joined This Coven To Eat Children?
Well, boil, boil, toil, and NOT SO MUCH TROUBLE apparently. Ever since I was introduced to the tale of Hansel…
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We Look Back on Portishead Because There’s a Lot of Hot Women in Their 40s on Tinder Now
Who could forget the sultry trip-hop of Portishead? The answer is me, and most men under the age of 30,…
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