So, you thought you could outwit me, did you? You thought you could waltz in here and effortlessly diffuse my attacks on your ideology? That you could categorically debunk every one of my outrageous claims without so much as a google search? Well, you were right, I clearly have no idea how the world works, but I still own this chess game. Checkmate!
Don’t try to lay into me with that “white privilege” talk. Unless of course, you’re referring to real-life “white privilege” which you forced me to concede begrudgingly is a thing. But as far as the statistical advantage I had playing white and therefore making the first move goes, my rook/bishop/pawn advantage is high enough point-wise to indicate that I would have won this game even if I were playing black!
I might be one of the most toxic examples of a “free thinker” since Bobby Fischer, but I’m the best-damned chess player since Bobby Fischer!
Perhaps if you hadn’t been so busy proving that Trump did not win the 2020 election you would have castled queen-side while you still could, but alas no. Now the day, save for a single argument about anything that actually matters in this world, is mine.
You cited ironclad data when I called Covid a “liberal hoax” and exposed my anti-vax sentiment to be nothing more than the warped snarl of a paranoid mind, well done. You also aligned your rook and your king, a critical mistake in chess!
I destroyed your mid-board defenses as effortlessly as you ruined my argument that modern-day republicans can take credit for ending slavery. You may have won the conversation, but I have one this arbitrary little board game! Check and mate libtard.
Oh wait, you can actually block my queen with your knight. Okay fine but that just delays the inevitable, for I… hmm, that actually puts me in check while simultaneously attacking my queen with your bishop. Okay… I’ll offer a draw?