If I’m not given the option to watch my favorite episodes of “The Simpsons” in their original 4:3 aspect ratio, people will die. I’ve planted…
ATLANTA — Patrons of Leatherman’s Bluff Sex Emporium were cresfallen today upon learning that Dark Spectrum, the clubs monthly “anything goes” no-condoms-allowed orgy will be…
Ever since I saw that documentary “Predator” I knew I wanted to be a super elite army guy. I train every day so I will…
Well Christian soldiers, I guess you could call this the ultimate case of “good news, bad news.” Our savior Jesus Christ oh Lord has returned…
With its dark tone, complex story arcs, and Shakespearean influence, “Gargoyles” was one of the coolest cartoons of the mid-’90s. What better time to revisit…
It’s hard to believe that Bright Eyes’ “Fevers and Mirrors” was released almost 20 years ago. It’s even harder to believe that upon revisiting this…
Self care is important. Nothing is more important to me than my own mental well-being, and I will deploy any tool at my disposal to…
In these divided times it takes real courage to go against the grain and stand up for what you believe in. But apparently it’s been…
I don’t understand what happened to this country. Since when did celebrating the greatest British musical import since The Beatles become a crime? How does…
AUSTIN, Texas — Self-proclaimed anarchist punk Craig Garson, who once stabbed a police officer while on LSD, was flabbergasted last night by the latest episode…
NEW YORK — Comedy Central announced the cancelation of “Straight Edge History” last night immediately after it’s inaugural episode aired, citing record-low ratings for a…
Well, here we are, I hope you’re happy you sick fucks. It’s come to this. Jesus fucking Christ. We landed an exclusive interview with that…
RALEIGH, N.C. — A shirtless Senator Bernie Sanders stepped into the UFC Octagon vowing to take on all comers during a media workout ahead of…
An empath, as I explain to every single person I meet, is a person who is extraordinarily sensitive to the feelings of those around them.…
In the age of identity politics, we as a society have completely forgotten that it’s okay to disagree! Fake news and tribalism have divided us…