How To Make Friends and Influence People, Fail, and Become a Libertarian Pariah
Let’s face it, you are special. Your mom knows it, you know it, and you’re special. Call it the spark,…
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God Has a Plan: When This Christian Rock Drummer Died in a Car Accident His Band Got a New Drummer and He Is Much More Talented
It’s no secret that our Lord works in mysterious ways. He allows bad things to happen to good people, he…
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Quiz: Are You Horny Enough to Go to The Ren-Faire?
It’s getting entirely too hot to be outside and you know what that means: It’s Renaissance Faire season! Baking in…
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We Tried Looking Back on HBO’s “Real Sex” but They Scrubbed That Shit So Yeah, Okay HBO, I’m the One Who Got Me Into Clown Orgies
If you’re anything like me, by which I mean anyone between the ages of 10 and 45 in 1995, then…
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Opinion: I’m Only Eating This Baby to Gain the Mental and Physical Prowess I Need To Hunt Baby Eaters in the Deep State
Ever since Q provided all free-thinking patriots with irrefutable proof that our country is controlled by a shadow governing cabal…
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We Caught up With Jeff Bezos to Talk About How Keeping All of His Pogs in Mint Condition Made Him the Richest Man in the World
You can call Jeff Bezos many things; Bald Hitler, Slave driver, fragile ego poster boy, etc. But one thing you…
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We Interviewed the Wrong Gallagher Brothers and Now We’re up to Our Necks in Watermelon Guts and Right Wing Horseshit
I don’t know how our booking agent has managed to stay on this far but god dammit if this isn’t…
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Horrible, Toxic Personality Rebranded as “Character”
SHERIDAN, Wyo. — Local punk Collin Shepard, frontman of the band Kiss Daddy, talked openly about his toxic, problematic satirical…
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Will I Understand Mom’s New Lame-ass Boyfriend if I’ve Never Seen Caddyshack 1 or 2?
So I’ve been seeing and hearing a lot of buzz about the new loser my mom is banging and I…
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Sad: This EDM Scenester Is in It for the Music
For as long as there have been shows, there have been drugs at shows. There’s just one problem: Music is…
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