Every “Twin Peaks” Character Ranked by How Easy It Would Be to Live With Them
Well, at the last minute my roommate decided not to sign the new list on account of the fact that…
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50 G.I Joe Characters Ranked by How Effectively They Could Have Stopped 9/11
G.I. Joe is the code name for America's daring, highly trained, special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom…
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Supervillains Ranked by How Easily I Could Defeat Them Now That I’m Doing MMA
I’m sick of my dork nephew and his friends pretending not to be impressed the fighting skills I've honed over…
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50 Horror Movies Ranked by How Much They’re Going to Traumatize My Cousins When I Babysit
As an American student, I’m unable to afford the finer things in life like housing and food, so I still…
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Every Song on the “The Sunset Tree” Ranked Because We’re Just Going Through a Lot Right Now
Though it remains polarizing amongst a certain set of low-fi purists irked by the high production values, “The Sunset Tree”…
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“We Should Get Along With Russia” – Everything We Know About the Russian Cyberattack
In a global attack that exploits a popular file transfer software used by governments and major corporations, a Russian-based ransomware…
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“They Can’t Indict a Dead Man!” Cackles Trump Before Tossing Lifelike Mannequin Off Bridge
WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump threw a lifelike dummy of himself moments ago off a bridge onto sharp rocks…
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“No Cuffs Can Hold These Tiny Hands!” – Everything We Know About Trump’s Federal Indictment
Former President and “Home Alone 2” actor Donald Trump has been indicted by a federal grand jury over his mishandling…
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Everything We Know About the Upcoming Ron DeSantis/Elon Musk Twitter Live Chat
At 6:00 p.m. EST Elon Musk will host a live chat with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis via Twitter. DeSantis is…
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Everything We Know About Elon Musk Stepping Down As Twitter CEO
After months of going back and forth, it appears Musk is finally planning to step down as CEO of Twitter,…
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