Over the years I have received mounting criticism for exercising my right to wield a homemade knife glove and enter…
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Our tour van broke down in one of that small town full of secrets/Twin Peaksy type places. We had to…
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Billionaires; they are our superiors and our betters. Their lives are literally worth more than our lives, and they make…
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People of this bank listen up, 'cause I got something to say. The state of the world is chaotic right…
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It’s a bittersweet feeling to realize you’ve peaked, but at least when I look back up at my personal zenith…
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Ever since I discovered BDSM Tumblr as a youth, I have dreamt of dying at the hands of horned-up sadistic…
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Well, boil, boil, toil, and NOT SO MUCH TROUBLE apparently. Ever since I was introduced to the tale of Hansel…
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Who could forget the sultry trip-hop of Portishead? The answer is me, and most men under the age of 30,…
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Salutations and tip of my cap, officers of the Sunnybay Police Department. You don’t know me, not yet, but you…
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Whether you’re a parent trying to educate your children, a nostalgic ‘90s kid, or just an idiot who still needs…
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