30 Self Defense Techniques Ranked by Their Effectiveness Against Disney Adults
It’s an unfortunate reality that we live in a world where no space is truly safe. In a sudden altercation,…
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30 Movie Haunted Houses Ranked by How Much I Would Rather Live There Than Deal With My Shady, Class Traitor Landlord for Another Second
Halloween is almost here and that doesn’t mean a damn thing to me, because every moment in my rundown slum…
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Every “Stranger Things” Character Ranked by How Likely They’ll Start a Grunge Band and OD in the ‘90s
One of the cool things about watching a show set in the past is that the audience knows what's around…
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30 Zombie Movies Ranked by How Much Cooler That Would Be Than How the World Is Actually Ending
There was a time when zombie movies seemed like absolute nightmare end-of-the-world scenarios. Now that we’re actually in the slow…
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50 Halloween Movies the Whole Family Can Enjoy Before You Murder Them With an Axe
Well, Halloween is right around the corner and you know what that means—it's almost time to complete your kill cycle.…
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30 Episodes of “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” Ranked by How Much They Still Make Me Piss Myself, but Actually This Is a Lot of Piss and Maybe Unrelated, Should I See Someone?
October is the perfect month to deep dive into some spooky nostalgia! This year we decided to to spend a…
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30 Moments From the A24 Haunted House That Didn’t Scare Us but Forced Us To Confront Trauma
Spooky season is in full swing, and what better way to get into the Halloween spirit than visiting a haunted…
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30 Goosebumps Books Ranked by How Close They Came To Inspiring Me To Learn How To Read
My name is Mark Brooks, father of four, owner of Brooks Construction Fencing Rental Co., and, sorry liberals, a proud…
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In an Attempt To Lift This Demonic Curse, We Ranked the Best Horror Movie From Each State
Call me a ‘90s kid, but I have a lot of nostalgia for going into cool shops and browsing around.…
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50 Slasher Villains That Would Still Make a Better Father Than Mine
Dad. He is just the goddamn worse. It’s like, why do we even have this guy? We’ve all seen characters…
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