Every Mutant From the ’90s X-Men Cartoon Ranked as Doordashers
Mutants. They are the next link in the chain of human evolution, individuals with extraordinary gifts who elicit both reverence…
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The Films of Quentin Tarantino Ranked By, Okay Yes Admittedly a Foot Fetishist but That Has Nothing To Do With It!
Love him or hate him, it’s hard to deny that Quentin Tarantino is one of the most influential auteur filmmakers…
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The Top 10 Supposedly Dangerous Dog Breeds That Never Pretended to Be My Friend Only to Turn Around and Have an Affair With My Wife
Prejudice is a uniquely human trait, but we’re not content limiting our malignant biases to just our fellow man, are…
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30 Underrated ’80s Slashers You Can Watch Instead of Becoming Employable
You’re a horror fan, and you’re starting to feel like you’ve seen it all. You’ve grown tired of such pedestrian…
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We Revisit the Top 30 ’90s Kid Snacks in an Attempt To Feel Something, Anything
Life is great and all, but after 30 years or so of it, a certain apathetic malaise starts to set…
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Opinion: Stop Slut Shaming Rachel Dolezal for Her OnlyFans, The Regular Avenues of Shaming Her Work Just Fine
When will Americans finally learn to head that old maxim “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”? Recently the woman…
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30 Valentine’s Day Gifts That Will Keep Your Garbage Fire of a Relationship Going Months Longer Than it Naturally Should
Well, it’s Valentine's Day again, and your so-called long-term relationship has run its course. You know it, they know it,…
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The Top 30 Episodes of “Tales From the Crypt” You Watched Hoping There Would Be Boobs
When HBO’s “Tales from the Crypt” was on the air, we didn’t know how good we had it. The campy…
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Every “Star Trek: The Next Generation” Character Ranked by Who Would Make the Best Third
The pandemic was rough, but we came out of it with two positive things: A renewed appreciation for bingeable classic…
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Here’s the Most Popular Toy the Year You Were Born, Plus the Date and Circumstances of Your Death
Our pop-culture landscape is ever-growing, and the older we get the more muddled it all seems to become. That’s what…
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