Hey everyone! I just heard the Walmart over on Chestnut fired some employees because they were talking about unionizing so…
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THE GHOST NEBULA — While battling the warrior race, The Zardecks, experts on the Spaceship Baychimo, warn that the ship’s…
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METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General…
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HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Every member of seminal hair metal band Mötley Crüe have, several times a year, thought back to…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Music aficionado and frontman for alternative metal band Faith No More, Mike Patton, admitted today that he…
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LOS ANGELES — Local record store Forever Records is offering a new home delivery service, in which a crate of…
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VENICE, Calif. — Suicidal Tendencies frontman Mike Muir horrified visitors at the boardwalk yesterday when he took off his trademark…
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SEATTLE — Amy’s Regret, the last known grunge band on the planet, were successfully captured in the wild last week…
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There comes a point, typically in one’s late-twenties or early-thirties, when going out to bars every night and getting hammered…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Lester Bowen, a supposed diehard fan of eccentric singer-songwriter Daniel Johnson, admitted today that he only got…
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