Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

September 10, 2020

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Clint Herrera, the songwriter and lead singer for local punk band Dios Muerte, frantically tried to close…

September 5, 2020

CHICAGO — Local metal fan Tracy O’Brien attempted to use the popular music identification app Shazam today to identify a…

September 4, 2020

It’s 1 a.m., the party is winding down, most of your real friends have left, and there are just a…

September 3, 2020

Hey everyone! I just heard the Walmart over on Chestnut fired some employees because they were talking about unionizing so…

August 31, 2020

THE GHOST NEBULA — While battling the warrior race, The Zardecks, experts on the Spaceship Baychimo, warn that the ship’s…

August 30, 2020

METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General…

August 30, 2020

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Every member of seminal hair metal band Mötley Crüe have, several times a year, thought back to…

August 29, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — Music aficionado and frontman for alternative metal band Faith No More, Mike Patton, admitted today that he…

August 28, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Local record store Forever Records is offering a new home delivery service, in which a crate of…

August 20, 2020

VENICE, Calif. — Suicidal Tendencies frontman Mike Muir horrified visitors at the boardwalk yesterday when he took off his trademark…