Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

November 11, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Dominique Martin was pleased to discover today that her total credit score was nine, believing this…

November 6, 2020

JASPER, Ark. — Local militia member Lance Hagan accidentally ate the three years' worth of emergency rations while anxiously watching…

November 5, 2020

So, here you are. Sitting in a dive bar in some town in Wisconsin. You just ordered your second round…

November 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Actor Ryan Renolds was reportedly worried about his mental health when he came across a photo of…

November 3, 2020

CHICAGO — A poll of citizens leaving a nondescript brick building today gave no new information on which to gauge…

October 30, 2020

Mindfulness meditation, the practice of remaining present and aware in the moment, has been sweeping America as 2020 only seemed…

October 28, 2020

IRVINE, Calif. — Fastidious and strict Irvine Public High School Principal Gene Jensen was assaulted at work yesterday by the…

October 22, 2020

I have always been sensitive to the emotions of people around me. When a baby cries, I cry. When someone…

October 21, 2020

For generations, scientists have attempted to assess the intelligence of chimpanzees. We have discovered they are able to use tools,…

October 9, 2020

BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving…

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