Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

March 25, 2024

MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Jeff Abrams made a complete ass of himself after blanking on the lyrics to Daft Punk’s…

March 24, 2024

WASHINGTON — A recent study conducted by the Census Bureau revealed that the majority of Millennial Americans are forced to…

March 17, 2024

President Biden’s SAVE plan, his audacious agenda to cancel student loans for millions of Americans, was immediately embraced by the…

March 17, 2024

KUTZTOWN, Pa. — St. Patrick’s Day reveler and local punk Shane Becker was unconcerned that his green-tinted urine had nothing…

March 13, 2024

HELP! Please you have to do something, I’m not sure how much time I have left until I turn. As…

March 6, 2024

LAS VEGAS — Enterprising DJ Brian “Blaze” Johnson took multitasking to a new level after utilizing the majority of his…

March 3, 2024

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Hallmark Channel’s newest movie reportedly features a groundbreaking sex scene depicting 20 seconds of dry humping…

March 3, 2024

This country is going to hell. Everyday there’s some new bullshit that threatens our American way of life, like Taylor…

February 28, 2024

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — A bombshell study recently revealed a Conservative think tank spent $40 million trying to find a way…

February 28, 2024

The foundation of any good marriage is communication, which is why my wife and I text each other multiple times…