Are You Turning Into a Vampire or Just Simultaneously Horny and Hungry? October 30, 2024 Now that we’re in the throes of Spooky Season, it can be so easy to be caught up in the… Read More →
Real Life Body Horror? This Guy Turned 40 October 28, 2024 Our own vanity plays a huge part in making the “body horror” genre of movies so terrifying. One day you’re… Read More →
Heartwarming! Venue Names Only Bathroom Stall After Deceased Scene Legend October 24, 2024 OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk venue Lost Star announced that it would be honoring the life of recently deceased scene… Read More →
Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Appears in Court Shirtless for Sex Trafficking Charges October 22, 2024 WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Distractions abounded in federal court after longtime former Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jefferies appeared… Read More →
Walgreens Announces Mass Store Closings After Locking Buildings Behind Glass Cases October 15, 2024 DEERFIELD, Ill. - Walgreens announced today that it would be closing 1,200 retail stores after unsuccessfully implementing a policy of… Read More →
HR Rep Already Knows Who’s Going to Get Fired for Wearing Blackface for Halloween October 14, 2024 OMAHA, Neb. — HR generalist Annie Washington claims she already knows who within the company is going to be fired… Read More →
Man Completely Blindsided by Recurring Phone Bill October 12, 2024 ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Local man Dan McKellan was dealt a major personal finance blow after being completely blindsided by his… Read More →
Opinion: I’m Fiscally Conservative, Socially Liberal, and Internet Communist October 8, 2024 With this country basically divided into only two camps, I feel like I’m on crazy pills for having a more… Read More →
So Are We Just Not Going To Address Everyone’s Obsession With Riverdance in the ‘90s? October 7, 2024 In the late 90's, there was this feeling that after grunge and alt-rock killed the 80's with extreme prejudice, our… Read More →
Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time September 29, 2024 MINNEAPOLIS — Local highly-observant man Gavin Wells recently started to sincerely wish he was dumb enough to experience genuine happiness,… Read More →