Real Life Body Horror? This Guy Turned 40 October 28, 2024 Our own vanity plays a huge part in making the “body horror” genre of movies so terrifying. One day you’re… Read More →
Heartwarming! Venue Names Only Bathroom Stall After Deceased Scene Legend October 24, 2024 OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk venue Lost Star announced that it would be honoring the life of recently deceased scene… Read More →
Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Appears in Court Shirtless for Sex Trafficking Charges October 22, 2024 WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Distractions abounded in federal court after longtime former Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jefferies appeared… Read More →
Walgreens Announces Mass Store Closings After Locking Buildings Behind Glass Cases October 15, 2024 DEERFIELD, Ill. - Walgreens announced today that it would be closing 1,200 retail stores after unsuccessfully implementing a policy of… Read More →
HR Rep Already Knows Who’s Going to Get Fired for Wearing Blackface for Halloween October 14, 2024 OMAHA, Neb. — HR generalist Annie Washington claims she already knows who within the company is going to be fired… Read More →
Man Completely Blindsided by Recurring Phone Bill October 12, 2024 ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Local man Dan McKellan was dealt a major personal finance blow after being completely blindsided by his… Read More →
Opinion: I’m Fiscally Conservative, Socially Liberal, and Internet Communist October 8, 2024 With this country basically divided into only two camps, I feel like I’m on crazy pills for having a more… Read More →
So Are We Just Not Going To Address Everyone’s Obsession With Riverdance in the ‘90s? October 7, 2024 In the late 90's, there was this feeling that after grunge and alt-rock killed the 80's with extreme prejudice, our… Read More →
Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time September 29, 2024 MINNEAPOLIS — Local highly-observant man Gavin Wells recently started to sincerely wish he was dumb enough to experience genuine happiness,… Read More →
Opinion: Back in My Day, We Had To Use Our Imagination When Fucking a Popcorn Bucket September 17, 2024 If you want to know why there’s little to no originality in the entertainment we consume, look no further than… Read More →