Chaos in Times Square as Millions of Baby Spiders Hatch From NYE Ball
NEW YORK — Chaos and panic overwhelmed Times Square after the famous New Year’s Eve ball unexpectedly hatched causing revelers…
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Man Still Grieving Radio Station That Went Off the Air 20 Years Ago
EATONTOWN, N.J. — Local man Brian Johanssen admitted that he is still grieving the loss of his favorite radio station…
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Six Shirts From Facebook Ads That Broadcast to the World “My Kids Don’t Speak to Me Anymore”
If you’ve ever seen those hyper aggressive right wing shirts in real life, chances are whoever is wearing them only…
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Bandmates Wish Rivers Cuomo Would Stop Referring to Tour Bus As “The Weezermobile”
LOS ANGELES — Members of Weezer expressed increasing annoyance towards lead singer Rivers Cuomo due to his insistence on referring…
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Jaguar Rebrands to Appeal to Young, Gender-Fluid Drivers Who Refuse to Use Turn Signals
Luxury car manufacturer Jaguar unveiled a new look in hopes of expanding their appeal to the tiny percentage of people…
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Crap! I Only Had a Baby for Social Media Clout and Now I Have to Actually Teach It Stuff
The best day of my life, after me and my wife’s lifestyle brand account hit 500,000 followers, was the birth…
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Bon Iver Announces Next Release Will Only Be Available by Carrier Pigeon
EAU CLAIRE, Wisc. — Justin Vernon surprised fans by announcing the next highly anticipated Bon Iver release will only be…
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Sad! This Guy Had to Leave His Band After Being Promoted to Shift Manager
It’s never easy watching someone fall from grace while still in their prime, and even worse when you have to…
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Bartender Exhausted From Long Day of Ignoring Patrons
MINNEAPOLIS — Local bartender Scott Wilson informed his coworkers he’d be taking an indefinite smoke break as he’d reached the…
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Grindcore Frontman with Writer’s Block Only Writing 19 Songs a Day
FORT WORTH, Texas — The lead singer of local grindcore band Razor Masturbator found his creative output drop dramatically after…
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