Shrinkflation? My Hotel Room Doesn’t Have a Cuck Chair
I am sick and tired of these corporations shamelessly screwing over the working class. Whether it be groceries, household goods,…
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Ben Friedman — Page 10
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Five Freelance Gigs That Ended With Me Being Sucked Into a Cult
Not many people can say they can spend weeks, sometimes months, researching stories about some fascinating people and religions. It’s…
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False Advertising? I Ate All My Dog’s Joint Supplements and if Anything I’m in Even More Pain
I won’t lie, I definitely take better care of my dog’s health than I do my own. I want to…
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Nazi Saluting Elon Musk Sees Spike in Approval Rating Amongst School Shooters
WASHINGTON — Elon Musk’s double Nazi salute during today’s inauguration parade led to a tidal wave of approval amongst the…
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Report: Most Women Gain Hulk-Like Strength Upon Hearing Shania Twain’s “Man! I Feel Like a Woman”
TORONTO — The University of Toronto announced a breakthrough study that showed playing Shania Twain’s “Man! I Feel Like a…
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Help! I Took the Midnight Train Going Anywhere and Ended Up in Missouri
I’ve made some questionable choices in my life, the biggest one being that I really thought that living and dying…
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Opinion: Any Movie Syncs up With “Dark Side of the Moon” if You Don’t Give a Shit
If you’re between the ages of 30 and 45, chances are you’ve heard a high school friend’s older brother explain…
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Chaos in Times Square as Millions of Baby Spiders Hatch From NYE Ball
NEW YORK — Chaos and panic overwhelmed Times Square after the famous New Year’s Eve ball unexpectedly hatched causing revelers…
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Man Still Grieving Radio Station That Went Off the Air 20 Years Ago
EATONTOWN, N.J. — Local man Brian Johanssen admitted that he is still grieving the loss of his favorite radio station…
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Six Shirts From Facebook Ads That Broadcast to the World “My Kids Don’t Speak to Me Anymore”
If you’ve ever seen those hyper aggressive right wing shirts in real life, chances are whoever is wearing them only…
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