Trump to Meet with Putin for His 90-Day Review
WASHINGTON — Donald Trump announced that he would be meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin to discuss a number of…
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Man Caught Lying to Blind Date About His Band’s Font Size on Festival Poster
HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Frontman Dale Leinert humiliated himself after his blind date discovered the font size of his band…
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Crust Punk Plans Romantic Valentine’s Day for Partner with Trail of Loose Cigarettes Leading to Dirty Mattress
NEW YORK — Local crustie Joel McCaffrey was seen excitedly planning a romantic Valentine’s Day evening for his partner by…
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Kendrick Lamar Brings Out Bound and Gagged Drake Being Lowered Into a Shark Tank as Special Halftime Show Guest
NEW ORLEANS — Rapper Kendrick Lamar thrilled the nation during his Super Bowl halftime appearance after revealing his special guest…
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Punk’s Work Ethic No Match for His Drinking Ethic
DULUTH, Minn. — Exasperated coworkers of punk Jimmy Alpin threatened to quit after watching his work ethic repeatedly be eclipsed…
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Shrinkflation? My Hotel Room Doesn’t Have a Cuck Chair
I am sick and tired of these corporations shamelessly screwing over the working class. Whether it be groceries, household goods,…
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Five Freelance Gigs That Ended With Me Being Sucked Into a Cult
Not many people can say they can spend weeks, sometimes months, researching stories about some fascinating people and religions. It’s…
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False Advertising? I Ate All My Dog’s Joint Supplements and if Anything I’m in Even More Pain
I won’t lie, I definitely take better care of my dog’s health than I do my own. I want to…
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Nazi Saluting Elon Musk Sees Spike in Approval Rating Amongst School Shooters
WASHINGTON — Elon Musk’s double Nazi salute during today’s inauguration parade led to a tidal wave of approval amongst the…
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Report: Most Women Gain Hulk-Like Strength Upon Hearing Shania Twain’s “Man! I Feel Like a Woman”
TORONTO — The University of Toronto announced a breakthrough study that showed playing Shania Twain’s “Man! I Feel Like a…
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