CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A recent Harvard report on the overall health of Americans showed that the residual moisture left behind…
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He goes by many names. Bruce, The Boss, uh, “old fuss and feathers” maybe. More importantly, Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen…
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Brandon Morland
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk Lenny Hanna is reportedly attempting to rent out a room in his flop-house by telling…
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Bobby Korec
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PERTH AMBOY, N.J. — Friends and family of local punk Ricky Ballstead report he is aging “like a fine PBR”…
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Dianne Nora
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WALTHAM, Mass. — A recent study published by the New England Journal of Medicine found that women who date men…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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Ian Yamamoto
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Hugh Bellamy’s self care practice was revealed to be one of the more disgusting things…
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Bobby Korec
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Let’s be real — age is just a number. What's great is that it can be any number you want,…
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Anna Walsh
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Shannon Kildare adheres to a unique, and potentially damaging, meal regimen of a granola bar…
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Cory Cousins
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MADISON, Wis. — An audience at a local coffee house performance art event this past weekend was disappointed when the…
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