WASHINGTON –– The GOP-led House of Representatives voted on Thursday 217-213 in favor of terminating 24 million pre-existing humans from Earth. “They had a good…
I went to an anti-war rally to protest America’s military interventions in Syria and Afghanistan. Everyone there was pretty cool and I had a…
WASHINGTON — President Trump announced earlier today his plan to circumvent traditional media outlets with a series of dumpster fireside chats beginning this Spring, hoping…
I’ve been reading a lot on Facebook about the rust belt and all the union coal mining jobs that are leaving as if it’s some…
LOS ANGELES — With Congress expected to gut the Affordable Care Act, local school teacher Sofiya Anderson realized late last night she will soon be…
WASHINGTON — With only hours to go before tonight’s show, organizers confirmed President Donald J. Trump has so far failed to acquire an adequately loud…
ESCATAWPA, Miss. — American rock band 3 Doors Down has not yet received the anticipated bump in revenue and fans following their performance at President…
I first saw the Black Bloc on TV during Trump’s inauguration back in 2016. They were wearing all black and smashing windows and I thought…
Hey everyone, I heard a commotion here in the living room. Sounds like you guys are all freaking out about the curtains being on fire?…
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump honored disgraced civil rights activist Rachel Dolezal in a speech celebrating Black History Month earlier today, recognizing her vast contributions…
DONALD TRUMP IS NOT MY PRESIDENT. Donald Trump is a FRAUD. He is ILLEGITIMATE. He is a RACIST. And I’m still NOT SURE if…
WASHINGTON — Following yet another contentious press conference, the White House criticized media outlets across the nation earlier today for completely distorting President Donald J.…