Sex Tag Archives - Page 4

Tim Sheard • December 19, 2023

There is an energy coming from the kitchen counter. I’m not hungry, instead feeling the familiar light giddiness and slow…

Daniel Freborg • December 17, 2023

SAN DIEGO — Local man Andrew Hannigan was disappointed after joining a cult he incorrectly assumed was centered around depraved…

Tim Sheard • October 23, 2023

So you’re seeing someone new, and it’s been going great! Except for one thing: your chemistry isn’t as strong as…

Miriam Jayaratna • September 12, 2023

WASHINGTON — A crowd of onlookers gathered at the entrance of a Safeway supermarket in Columbia Heights in tingling anticipation…

Cory Cousins • September 5, 2023

DULUTH, Minn. — Local prog metal shredders Bride Of Pythagoras made an announcement this week that every member of the…

Courtney Hill • September 3, 2023

WALLINGFORD, Conn. — A blossoming romance wilted last night after Ty Baldwin, lead singer of local punk outfit Gashmaggot, called…

Dan Rice • August 25, 2023

Humanity has always feared the unknown, and in our hubris, we like to think that every creature on earth has…

Ted Pillow • July 10, 2023

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — Popular chip band Pringles announced a new ad campaign that will be built around the slogan,…

Nathan Kamal • May 18, 2023

Since 1891, the world has enjoyed Nabisco's greatest and most fuckable creation, the Fig Newton cookie. Although we all have…

Walker JF Glenn • May 7, 2023

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Spouses Josh and Natasha Taylor are reportedly in a losing battle for control of their sex swing…