Tim Sheard
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So you’re seeing someone new, and it’s been going great! Except for one thing: your chemistry isn’t as strong as…
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Miriam Jayaratna
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WASHINGTON — A crowd of onlookers gathered at the entrance of a Safeway supermarket in Columbia Heights in tingling anticipation…
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Cory Cousins
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DULUTH, Minn. — Local prog metal shredders Bride Of Pythagoras made an announcement this week that every member of the…
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Courtney Hill
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WALLINGFORD, Conn. — A blossoming romance wilted last night after Ty Baldwin, lead singer of local punk outfit Gashmaggot, called…
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Dan Rice
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Humanity has always feared the unknown, and in our hubris, we like to think that every creature on earth has…
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Ted Pillow
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BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — Popular chip band Pringles announced a new ad campaign that will be built around the slogan,…
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Nathan Kamal
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Since 1891, the world has enjoyed Nabisco's greatest and most fuckable creation, the Fig Newton cookie. Although we all have…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Spouses Josh and Natasha Taylor are reportedly in a losing battle for control of their sex swing…
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Dan Kozuh
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Has the passion drained from your bedroom? If so, you'll want to spice things up with a mix of tried-and-true…
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Corey Montgomery
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We get it. You love Weezer almost as much as you love fucking. Trying to combine the best of both…
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