Kevin Coutu
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May 8, 2026
CLEVELAND — Following a vague, inaccurate, and oddly theoretical explanation of human reproduction, local 13-year-old Kyle Hartley is reportedly beginning…
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Doug Kolic
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April 26, 2026
I’ve heard of people getting their identities stolen, but what I just experienced takes it to a whole other level.…
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Kevin Coutu
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April 12, 2026
BERKELEY, Calif. — Researchers at UC Berkeley announced they had built the first sex robot with the capacity to feel…
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Well, don't we just love to pile on. Is it lonely up there on your pedestals, everybody? Oh, whoopsie, I…
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Steve Packosky
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March 29, 2026
Awww yeah, time to get busy. From choosing the most appropriate scented candle (Cinnamon Caramel Swirl) to making sure I…
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Stephen Bell
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March 14, 2026
LOS ANGELES — Fans of the ‘80s hair metal band Mötley Crüe are reportedly heartbroken and disgusted after hearing bassist…
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Patrick Crooks
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March 3, 2026
SEDONA, Ariz. — Attendees of an orgy reported that the evening’s highly charged sexual atmosphere was being ruined by a…
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Stephen Bell
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February 27, 2026
Reel Big Fish is, without a doubt, the greatest ska band that came about as a result of third-wave ska…
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Rachel Hein
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January 26, 2026
SEATTLE — Local woman Bess Corcoran’s recent sexual encounter with her new romantic partner was deemed lackluster after she asked…
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Malia Simon
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December 26, 2025
It’s time to address the fact that today’s society is suffering from one of the greatest epidemics of this millenium:…
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