Two things I know for sure — Most sexual fetishes can be traced back to a singular, intense childhood experience, and ’90s Nickelodeon totally ruled!…
Here at Hard Style we like to get laid. Big time! When you satirize punk culture, men and women are constantly, sometimes involuntarily, thrusting their…
Today we all know Charles Schulz as the creator of the Peanuts comic strip, a man who single-handedly touched the hearts of generations of fans,…
Futurists predict that within several decades, sex with robots will be a normal and accepted facet of the human experience. But if you ask me,…
I am not against progress, but technology is advancing so rapidly, and I am just trying to keep up. You can call me old fashioned…
My moral fiber and ethical egoism inform my political leanings. And normally I don’t like to give chicks positive attention, but Ayn Rand can totally…
LANSING, Mich. — Activist and Human Papillomavirus carrier Trent Morgan has spent the last four years raising awareness about HPV while simultaneously spreading it to…
AMSTERDAM — Honored for his astounding design work on the fantasy roleplaying game Horizon Zero Dawn, Guerrilla Games senior producer Jochen Willemsen proudly accepted an…
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local woman Gina Crossman is eager to “set the record straight” since gaining the reputation of being a groupie as opposed to…
ST. JOSEPH, Mich. — Brian Freemont was dismayed Thursday evening after being promised a night of wild role-playing by his girlfriend Abbie Case only to…
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A timeworn PlayStation 2 was turned on—so turned on—and played for the first time in nearly a decade, in a whirlwind night…
DURHAM, N.C. — High school teacher Eddie Dunn was named “coolest teacher in school” in the Mount Hills Senior High yearbook superlatives last year for…
By now just about every guy has mastered the art of giving women the Big O on their Little C. You’ve mashed that button. You’ve…
DAVIS, Calif. — Sue and Phil Atherton were caught exchanging furtive glances last night in anticipation of the coitus scheduled for while their son is…
CHICAGO — Aging punks Paul Schiffer and Jessica Hernandez believe their sex life has become stale, following their most recent “routine and lackluster pounding” in a…
