Alexandra Johnson											
										
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										SUNVIEW, Ariz. — A local punk scene is committing to their decision to keep well-known abuser and the only keyboardist…									
									
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												Goodrich Gevaart											
										
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										OKLAHOMA CITY — Your horny aunt Gladys created an air of tension after expressing a deep and carnal interest in…									
									
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												Goodrich Gevaart											
										
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										OKLAHOMA CITY — Your horny aunt Gladys created an air of tension after expressing a deep and carnal interest in…									
									
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												Nathan Kamal											
										
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										LOS ANGELES — Astrology enthusiast Allison Cleary remains unaware that she is merely two TikTok videos away from interacting with…									
									
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												Krissy Howard											
										
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										ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. — Recently divorced woman Marie Nowak can now finally say she has one thing in common with…									
									
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												Rachel Steele											
										
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										TACOMA, Wash. — Local deranged person Billy “Bile” Harrison reportedly listened to the album created by his friend Jake Gomez…									
									
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												Bobby Korec											
										
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										NEW YORK — Local punk band Horny Horny Hippos magically transformed into a supergroup when a spider living in their…									
									
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												The Hard Times Staff											
										
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										ORLEANS, Mass. — Local tattoo enthusiast Danny Lipinski’s latest tattoo depicting the cast of “Friends” engaged in a pansexual orgy…									
									
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												Grace Fetterman											
										
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										LOS ANGELES — Stardust Diner, the latest 1950s style diner to open in Burbank, reportedly glosses over some key facts…									
									
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												Collin Canning											
										
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										FALL RIVER, Mass. — A centuries-old apparition roaming the innards of an 1800’s New England heritage property “must be someone…									
									
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