John Danek
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NEW YORK — The ASPCA announced that adoptions have increased over 600% after switching their long-standing advertising music from Sarah…
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Ben Friedman
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SAYREVILLE, N.J. — The staff of a local Petco could only roll their eyes in secondhand embarrassment as punk Victor…
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LOS ANGELES — Local woman Carmen Montozo admitted to knowing intimate details about each dog in her neighborhood while failing…
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Jus Kaplan
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If you follow any famous pets on social media, you’ve likely come across this picture: A playful pup is rolling…
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Elanna White
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It happened at 3 p.m. on a Friday. It was one of those days that was beautiful and just slightly…
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Matt Bieker
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LAS VEGAS — Local bartender Aaron McIntire recently decided to adopt a 12-year-old Burmese python he saw advertised online despite…
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Dan Rice
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Alright, I want everyone to just settle down. I realize many of you find this unorthodox, but let’s focus on…
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Chris Bowen
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SENECA FALLS, N.Y. — Local grocery store shift manager, Jane Nerrow, is suspicious as to why several of her employees…
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Nathan Kamal
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Cats. They think they’re so fucking above it all, with their fur and their tails and their crepuscular-ass lifestyle. But…
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Johnny Mo
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SEAFORD, Del. — Townspeople have taken notice of a feral rat who is now on day seven grieving a transient…
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