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PHOENIX — 35-year-old Cassie Lozano is in critical condition after she foolishly came to the conclusion she needed to limit…
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JESSUP, Md. — Depressed, despondent millennial Harry Chalke confused those around him when he unwittingly quoted Beck’s “Loser” while summarizing…
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Mimi Kenny
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DALY CITY, Calif. — Paul “Sprout Fingers” Brecher, a devoted follower of legendary rock band The Grateful Dead, did his…
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James Knapp
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Hey, Boomer. Think you’re so smart, eh? Well, here are the worst pieces of life advice ever passed down to…
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Neel Bhakta
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BOSTON — Millennial and GenZ show-goers broke out into a fight after a disagreement on whether local punk band Alone…
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Neel Bhakta
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BOSTON — Millennial and GenZ show-goers broke out into a fight after a disagreement on whether local punk band Alone…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Twice divorced Uncle Mike Dilmer became outraged beyond comprehension due to the mere existence of Tofurky at…
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IRVINE, Calif. — Giddy Zillow executives announced in a Facebook post Tuesday morning that they were the proud owners of…
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