Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES - Nefarious rockstars Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Marilyn Manson, and Gene Simmons combined forces to become the world’s…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Outraged Republicans are spending millions in taxpayer money to send every child turned gay by Disney’s “Lightyear” a…
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Bobby Korec
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ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local lovey-dovey punk Geoff Bayweather took his partner by complete surprise after serving her a traditional breakfast…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Surgeons at Johns Hopkins Medical Center recently performed the first successful procedure to physiologically affix classic rock fan…
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Ella Gale
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NEW YORK — Members of glam rock group KISS were spotted using a stockpile of Sephora points at a local…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local metalhead, avid corpse paint donner and frequent leather pants wearer Zachary Petrosyan is reportedly fed up with…
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Nathan Kamal
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There comes a time in a man’s life in which he starts to wonder if he can ever truly be…
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Bobby Korec
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Conventional wisdom says that your outer appearance should give off some serious upward mobility vibes. That’s why I dress as…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — Democrats have proposed historic legislation that would end the traditional “goodnight kiss” they previously gave all cops right…
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It is a time of uncertainty in the world. Between a global pandemic, unemployment, and scarce resources, no one knows…
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