Dom Turek
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HIALEAH, Fla. — A new report from local drunk Emily Kinder indicates that the standards of alcoholism held by her…
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James Knapp
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Do you remember that god-awful movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?” It starred Brad Pitt as an old baby…
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Zach Hudson
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AKRON, Ohio — Local graphic designer Harper Staples’ rejuvenating mental health day took a devastating turn when their check engine…
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John Danek
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HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Upholsterer Gianna Andrews stunned friends, family, and biologists with the discovery that her body consists more of…
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Tim Graham
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CHANDLER, Ariz. — Gina Feldspar, bassist for punk band Piss Ritual, performed a periodic inventory of “good” and “bad” teeth…
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Doug Kolic
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All I’ve heard my entire life is that alcohol is bad for my body, it’s destroying my insides, it’s gonna…
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If you grew up in the early ‘90s, you grew up ingesting a lot of toxic media, and sure, we…
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John Danek
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You’ve waited for what feels like hours. Your mouth is watering. Your nose smells the moist warmth of the starchy…
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John Danek
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I know that not everyone is going to agree with this decision, but the council of straight edge elders has…
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James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES -— Local punk Martin McGinnis became wistful and teary-eyed while reminiscing about the time he met punk legend…
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