Patrick Crooks
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WHEELING, W.V. — Local woman and drug enthusiast Lindsey Cruz reportedly turned down the opportunity to trip balls for less…
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Zac Lux
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — The resale price of a rare Princess Diana Beanie Baby rose exponentially last week after local collector…
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Dan Kozuh
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RENO, Nev. — Democratic Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg canceled an appearance with a local voter group yesterday after spinning out…
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Patrick Coyne
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FAIRHOPE, Ala. — Davey Armstrong, the only drummer of note in his small town, is doing a poor job of…
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The Hard Times Staff
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COLUMBIA, S.C. — Former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign is reeling today after the Democratic contender reportedly kissed a baby…
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Alec Stein
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CHICAGO — Local musician and self-proclaimed Antifa member Shaun Straut is proudly sporting a “This Machine Kills Fascists” sticker on…
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Issa Diao
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local rapist Kent Mehring once again avoided any consequences for his repeated sexual assaults last week, despite…
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Zach Russell
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PHILADELPHIA — The entire punk scene of Philadelphia resolved today that promoter, producer, and overall pillar of the scene Stevie…
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Brett McCabe
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LOS ANGELES — Tired, aging 31-year-old punk David Kresner was relieved when police arrived at a record release show last…
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The Hard Times Staff
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WASHINGTON — Scientists at the Gibson Institute of Environmental Studies issued a stunning new report yesterday, claiming the devastating effects…
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