CHICAGO – Shocking, unconfirmed reports are coming out of Chicago’s underground music scene tonight that Stephanie Cales, a girl, does in fact like music. According…
BOSTON – Attendees of a Sunday hardcore matinee were both stunned and blessed to witness the resurrection of revered holy figure Jesus Christ. Christ, 33,…
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – Local man Nick Farrington was seen doing the unthinkable at a local hardcore show when, according to eyewitnesses, he entered the venue…
SAN DIEGO – Multiple witnesses report Joseph Lewis, a man armed with only half the facts, engaged in a passioned debate last night about “where…
DECATUR, Ala. — Punk traveler Luis Ortiz was subject to an increasing amount of unfortunate events while exploring the country by boxcar during a recent…
SOUTH BEND, IN — Multiple audience members attending a show at The Rectory last night report that one overly-enthusiastic man was clearly sorting out a…
PHOENIX, AZ — 67-year-old Edna Berman still fears that KISS may be a negative influence on her adult son, Tim Berman. “I caught my son listening to…
DES MOINES, IA – Sources confirm the flyer for an upcoming Social Distortion concert at Rocky’s Brew & Cue was clearly designed by a member…
SAN FRANCISCO – After attending the Vitamin Piss show at The Dogpatch Warehouse last night, local bartender Aaron Goeth foolishly stumbled over his words as…
LOS ANGELES – Los Angeles indie band The White Flag Group have launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund their demo, EP, band merchandise, full length…
SEATTLE – Sitting with his arms folded in a leather easy chair in the sunlit southwest corner of Gaslamp Coffee in the Capitol Hill district…
OAKLAND, Calif. – Faithful “Old School Barbershop” customer Bill Harper was saddened to learn his most recent haircut, like the dozens done for him at…
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Supportive father Doug Copper caught parents and students off guard by “tearing shit up” in the pit during a performance by his son’s…
SPOKANE, WA – For many, working a 9-5 office job is the epitome of “selling out” and moving on to adulthood. However, local punk Maria…
ANAHEIM, CA – In a highly polarizing move that many are calling “shocking” and “groundbreaking,” Thousand Oaks pop-punk outfit Failing Light debuted their new plus-sized…