GREENVILLE, S.C. – Reports of a terrifying clown threatening to “kill everybody” stalking the woods around Greenville, S.C. spurred authorities to announce that the clown…
MOLINE, Ill. — Former Know Your Role frontman Jay Briles finally reunited with the rest of his band late last night, months after the appearance…
DALLAS — After a 25-minute set to a sparse audience last night, opening band Leo and the Mayfairs announced they only had one song remaining…
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Two roommates teamed up late last week to give their apartment a long-overdue cleaning, a source reports, with you covering “pretty much…
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Local punk band Strangle Parade replaced the front axle on their tour van yesterday, with frontman Geoff Armstrong reportedly spending his “entire…
LAUREL, Md. — Danny Freedman, alleged close friend of local garage rock outfit Hopping Toads, assured the band he is “totally interested” in catching their…
WASHINGTON — Wealthy national pariah Martin Shkreli purchased legendary post-hardcore band Fugazi late last week and immediately inflated ticket prices for any future shows to…
GREENSBORO, N.C. – The parents of local punk Karla Marsh were reportedly concerned by her straight edge boyfriend’s refusal to join them in having a…
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — The National Weather Service issued a hazard warning earlier today, predicting record temperatures and a potentially deadly greenhouse effect inside the garage…
SAN ANTONIO — The man with a sweatshirt tied around his waist at tonight’s Prayer Dancer show is ready to violently push anyone and everyone…
ROXBURY, Conn. – Your best friend Mark, who could barely ollie before summer break, just mastered a trick you’ve been struggling to learn the whole…
LOS ANGELES — “Swingin’” Jack Denton, stand-up bassist for local psychobilly outfit The Hell Bats, used his band’s performance at The Club of Aces last…
TAOS, N.M. — Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson announced early Monday that he would be viewing World Wrestling Entertainment’s flagship weekly show Monday Night Raw…
MANCHESTER, Tenn. – Several attendees of summer music festivals have died while hundreds more remain hospitalized after an outbreak of “Bonnaroo Flu” swept across multiple…
SAN FRANCISCO — Fatigued from years of relocating to the country’s most rapidly gentrifying neighborhoods, a local married couple in their late 30s believe they…