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Luke Woodward • March 15, 2020

BARLOW, Ky. — Local woman Roxana Carozza is entering her 20th hour of the dreaded “Midwestern goodbye” this morning, still…

Kevin Tit • March 14, 2020

ALISO VIEJO, Calif. — The And1 clothing company is introducing a new line of shorts crafted specifically for hardcore kids…

Johnny Mo • March 14, 2020

GLENDALE, Calif. — Fraud victim Megan Howard made an emergency exit through her date’s bathroom window last night after an…

Bobby Korec • March 14, 2020

DENVER — Local police apprehended miscreant Max Yelban last night for mischievously shouting “Arcade Fire” in a crowded theater and…

Claire Brown • March 13, 2020

CHICAGO — Pop-rock band and music video powerhouses OK Go recently celebrated reaching over one billion views on their YouTube…

Cory Cousins • March 13, 2020

CINCINNATI — Brent Samuels, widely regarded as a terrible friend and questionable person all around, abruptly suspended his viewing last…

James Knapp • March 13, 2020

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Punk and self-described “downfall of the establishment” Garreth Wilkes announced today that he will send a vicious…

The Hard Times Staff • March 12, 2020

DETROIT — Joe Biden was seen pacing back and forth outside a local factory today, searching for the mother fucker…

The Hard Times Staff • March 12, 2020

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Local frontman Spencer Wilt made an impassioned declaration to the Coronavirus "and other infectious diseases," clarifying that…

Lauren Lavin • March 12, 2020

ATLANTA — In an effort to slow the spread of the novel COVID-19, the Center for Disease Control recommended today…

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