Nick Ortolani
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HEBRON, Ky. — Longtime Amazon fulfillment center worker Jayce Sheffield will use a combination of their accrued sick and vacation…
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Tim Sheard
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Members of longstanding nü-metal band Slipknot are facing intense criticism today for refusing to donate their…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — A select group of centrist moderate Democrats are in talks to cooperate with COVID-19 on a path towards…
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Ted Pillow
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SEATTLE — Punk band Knuckle Fist is being forced to give 80% of their economic stimulus check to their record…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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TULSA, Okla. — Local Netflix viewer Trevor Doyle spent the past 24 hours frantically binge watching Martin Scorsese films to…
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James Knapp
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CONROE, Texas — RadioShack employee Rachel Meinke reportedly has “no fucking clue” why she’s considered an essential employee during the…
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NEW YORK — Dr. Mark Miller turned down a homemade mask today that could help protect him from COVID-19 after…
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Brendan Krick
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DEMING, N.M. — Local insurance salesman Ben Romero was written up today for missing work for the second day in…
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Zach Russell
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YONKERS, N.Y. — 83-year-old Judith Swanson tragically passed away last night at New York Presbyterian Hospital due to complications from…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump showcased his overflowing Easter basket earlier today after outperforming “low IQ” children during the annual Easter…
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