OLYMPIA, Wash. – Due to circumstances described as “typical goddamn horseshit,” Doctor Piss were forced to drop off their show Friday night. But in an effort…
PHILADELPHIA, Penn. – With it becoming harder and harder to turn a profit as a touring band, some musicians are going to great lengths to save every…
GAINESVILLE, Florida – Unencumbered by any logical thought process, local show promoter Matt Kimball came up with an idea for fixing a double-booked Saturday evening…
LOS ANGELES – Residents of Los Angeles’ Silver Lake neighborhood were excited by a punk rock themed food truck’s decision to frequent the area. But despite…
THE COUCH — Local punk rock fan and avid Facebook user Jeremy Germ announced today that he is “maybe” attending 67 shows this weekend. Despite…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – Kim Jong-Un, leader of The Workers Party of Korea, shocked the western world when he announced himself as the new supreme lead…
HOUSTON, Texas – Having an open mind towards other genres of music is rare amongst fans of hardcore, but one local man is bucking that…
BRAINTREE, Mass. – Spring has arrived, and that means it’s time for semi-popular 1980s hardcore band Reagan’s Commandos to pile into the van and hit…
SEATTLE – Corporate coffee giant Starbucks opened their newest retail location directly in the heart of a mosh pit currently happening inside the Phoenix Theater. Starbucks CEO…
I don’t know exactly who I should talk to about this so I’m reaching out the only way I know how. Can anyone here help…
NEW YORK — The scars on Mickey Bautista’s face and knuckles each carry a story worth telling, but one battle stands out as the favorite of…
NEW YORK – Noting an audience that was left bored, confused and angry by a series of rambling monologues and artless “poetry”, sources confirmed that Joe Storm’s…
BOSTON – Self-described “hardcore kid” Jared Mahoney came to the realization that he is ready to enter the “liking hockey” phase of his life while watching…
AUSTIN, Texas – A Southside man has loudly declared his intentions to not have any fun at tonight’s Krum Bums show. Derek Miller, 47, has successfully…
Washington, D.C. – Despite serious flaws that would be crippling to a man in most modern social circles, local punk Matt Heller is reportedly “backed…