Kyle Kelly-Yahner
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ST. LOUIS — Local punk Luke Koester downgraded his live-in romantic partner Samatha Tsai from “girlfriend” to “roommate” yesterday following…
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Taylor Roebuck
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LANSING, Mich. — Local punk Diana Spalsbury purchased 100 boxes of semi-permanent hair dye yesterday, just for the pair of…
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Tim Nash
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local father Daniel Mercer had no choice but to rewatch the oft-overlooked ’90s sitcom “Becker” yesterday after…
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Amir Adan
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BURBANK, Calif. — Disney executives have come under fire for shocking statements made last night by animated television star Doc…
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James Webster
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Roommates Jonah Gray and Nic Shore have become fast friends under New York State’s PAUSE order by…
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James Webster
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LOS ANGELES — Local metalhead Rob Kurtz was reportedly called out at the grocery store yesterday for converting an old…
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Ryan Danley
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Local stoner Dan “Stems” Thompson overcame the crushing despair of social isolation today by attempting to create…
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Kevin Tit
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NEWPORT, Ky. — Notable stoner and “flat earth” conspiracy theorist John Hays has been playing the same Sleep album continuously…
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Kyle Stanley
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MINAS TIRITH — The White Council of the Wise issued a decree today that all fellowships in Middle Earth shall…
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John Danek
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WASHINGTON — Calvin, the co-star of the influential newspaper comic strip “Calvin & Hobbes,” was arrested today in conjunction with…
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