Sean Fallon
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PALM BEACH, Fla. – Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed…
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Chris Bowen
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LOS ANGELES — The newest installment of the classic punk and heavy metal documentary series “Decline of the Western Civilization”…
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Drew Gigis
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FARMINGTON, Mich. — Legendary rockstar, and noted climate change denier Ted Nugent excitedly unveiled the world's first gas-powered guitar to…
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CHATHAM, Mass. — Struggling married couple Danny Holland and Mark Brewster admitted they are privately rooting for implementation of Project…
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Eric Schwartz
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WASHINGTON — Closeted Republican politicians across the country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Elon Musk’s announcement that likes…
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Tim Graham
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ATLANTA — Georgia’s governor has signed a bill prohibiting the act of offering water to thirsty audience members queuing in…
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Ben Friedman
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ALEXANDRIA, Va. — A bombshell study recently revealed a Conservative think tank spent $40 million trying to find a way…
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Alex Vlahov
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STAUNTON, Va. — Local board members at Staunton’s Green Hills of Grace Church are vocally championing J.K. Rowling, despite enforcing…
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Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…
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John Danek
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HAZLEHURST, Miss. — Indie horror movie “The Scary Place” is leaving primarily Republican audiences in freshly shitted-and pissed-in pants due…
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