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Ben Friedman • February 28, 2024

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — A bombshell study recently revealed a Conservative think tank spent $40 million trying to find a way…

Alex Vlahov • November 14, 2023

STAUNTON, Va. — Local board members at Staunton’s Green Hills of Grace Church are vocally championing J.K. Rowling, despite enforcing…

Corey Montgomery • October 4, 2023

WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…

John Danek • September 23, 2023

HAZLEHURST, Miss. — Indie horror movie “The Scary Place” is leaving primarily Republican audiences in freshly shitted-and pissed-in pants due…

Ben Friedman • September 18, 2023

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders claimed another victory after signing a bill allowing parents to leave their…

Adam Frost-Venrick • September 17, 2023

MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Florida governor Ron DeSantis awoke the morning after a GOP presidential hopeful slumber party to discover…

Dan Rice • September 12, 2023

Well another election cycle is upon us, and as per usual the GOP roster is an absolute mess. No matter…

John Danek • August 13, 2023

LAREDO, Texas — Conservative Tanner Oakenson recently committed his life to destroying all forms of fictional child abuse invented by…

Mimi Kenny • August 1, 2023

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Trevor Delphry, a self-described “crypto wrangler” and member of several known white supremacist groups, recently found himself…

Tim Graham • July 23, 2023

CALHOUN, Ga. — Irate Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene began drafting articles of impeachment against staff at the Applebee’s restaurant when…

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