Prescribed Antidepressants Thwarted by Mitski
LOS ANGELES — Local Eagle Rock resident Edna Rags has been questioning the efficacy of her prescribed antidepressants after diving…
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Alex Vlahov
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What the Microplastics in Your Brain Say About You
As if the world wasn’t already falling apart, now you can add the microplastics piling up in your brain to…
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The New David Lynch? I Added Ominous Synth to My Colonoscopy Footage
The doctor said this was a first: no one had requested their own colonoscopy footage before. I said this was…
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Damn It! I Watched Your Instagram Story So Now I Have To Respond to Your Texts
I keep getting your texts, but listen: you have no idea how busy I am online. There are so many…
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The Top Talking Heads Songs to Sing at the Mail Carrier Through Your Front Door Mail Slot
You might be a squatter, but it’s just to keep the rebellious new wave, CBGB, Lower East Side spirit alive.…
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Opinion: There Is No “Male Loneliness Epidemic” If You Remember Bugs and Ghosts
Get ready for a truth bomb. I keep hearing about this new bullshit epidemic known as “male loneliness” and it…
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Local Man Confidently Claims He Invented Putting Chips in Sandwich
HAYWARD, Calif. — Local man Nathaniel Poppavich is hell-bent on claiming his “rightful place in history” as the inventor of…
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All the ‘Hellraiser’ Films Ranked By How Good They Are to Show at Your Marriage Counseling Sessions
You can only refer to your spouse as Pinhead so many times. “It’s not a cute nickname!” she says. If…
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Top 20 Oasis Songs for Starting a Lifelong Argument with Your Brother
Winter is coming back to Michigan. The stench of the dogfood factory won’t leave your clothes. But at least Oasis…
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Quiz: Is It “Brat Summer” or Undiagnosed Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
You rebel, you. Doing your thing in the sun. Blithely walking through life undisturbed. Tossing your hair without care. Sounds…
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