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STAUNTON, Va. — Local board members at Staunton’s Green Hills of Grace Church are vocally championing J.K. Rowling, despite enforcing a household ban on Harry…
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Time to drop everything, Schmitty. Remember that nickname, Schmitty? We go way back, man. I’ve known you since forever, right? Guess what: I’m coming to…
SACRAMENTO, Calif. – Classically trained stage actor Douglas McNulty is returning to the role of the chainsaw-wielding “Psycho Clown Zombie #3” in the Historic Ardenwood…
Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! As a new father, you face a classic dilemma: you want to spend time with your child…
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NILES, Calif. — Beloved local brewery Skunk River Craft Brew Co. received a substantial fine for failure to comply with government ordinances requiring cornhole, the…
It’s Friday night, baby. Time to rock that cholesterol with fast food and go hog-wild on LinkedIn. In a greasy sodium rush you ask yourself:…
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SEATTLE — Multinational coffeehouse chain Starbucks rolled out a new seasonal offering to increase their market dominance of fall flavors with their new Wet Leaves…
You’re just like any other guy: you get home after a long day, crack open a warm can of beer and cry alone in your…