NILES, Calif. — The National Park Service announced that its latest addition, Niles Canyon National Park, offers the optimal environment for visitors to spend time…
LOS ANGELES – Director David Fincher admits he feels honored to be one of the filmmakers influencing another generation of shitty dudes with his most…
As a new employee at Sunny Horizons, you’ve been warned before: don’t touch the aux cord. There is a pre-programmed radio station for seniors, quietly…
MORRISTOWN, N.J. — Local punk band formerly known as Shit Boy changed their name to Red Bump Eyelid Symptoms, hoping to convert frequent Google searches…
STAUNTON, Va. — Local board members at Staunton’s Green Hills of Grace Church are vocally championing J.K. Rowling, despite enforcing a household ban on Harry…
It’s an everyday dilemma: you have access to so many portals beyond our realm, but have no one to share it with. It’s a beautiful…
Time to drop everything, Schmitty. Remember that nickname, Schmitty? We go way back, man. I’ve known you since forever, right? Guess what: I’m coming to…
SACRAMENTO, Calif. – Classically trained stage actor Douglas McNulty is returning to the role of the chainsaw-wielding “Psycho Clown Zombie #3” in the Historic Ardenwood…
Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! As a new father, you face a classic dilemma: you want to spend time with your child…
Congratulations! Your horrendous behavior in the workplace has landed you in this Human Resources seminar. Our HR program uses the JDGS or “Jim Davis Grading…
NILES, Calif. — Beloved local brewery Skunk River Craft Brew Co. received a substantial fine for failure to comply with government ordinances requiring cornhole, the…
Time to trade in The Strokes for the pokes as you head for your first colonoscopy. You honestly thought this day would never come, living…