Sober Bostonian Not Into Sports Also an Asshole
BOSTON — Local Bostonian Shawn Williams is still as much of an asshole as any other 47-year-old white male in…
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Justin Vernon Hoping Next Bon Iver Album Successful Enough for Him to Finally Move Out of Shack in the Middle of Woods
STUBBS, Wisc. — Acclaimed singer-songwriter Justin Vernon hoped his next Bon Iver album would prove profitable enough for him to…
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Opinion: I Failed as a Parent Because My Adult Children Set Meaningful Boundaries and Don’t Feel Beholden to My Approval
Becoming a parent means sacrificing so much — your time, your money, your attention — to help ensure that your…
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While I’m Relieved My Son Wasn’t Radicalized by Right Wing Youtubers, His King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Obsession Isn’t All That Ideal Either
Being a parent in this day and age means constantly being aware of the internet’s ability to direct your impressionable…
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Taylor Swift Thrilled to Have an Evening Free to Reply to All 75 Million Unanswered Instagram DMs
LOS ANGELES — Taylor Swift, the popular recording artist with a key supporting role in “The Lorax” (2012), was reportedly…
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I’m Investing in Myself but in a Crypto “Pump & Dump” Kind of Way
Investing is a perfect metaphor for life. Make shrewd decisions now, and your future self will thank you. However, while…
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Sonic Youth Announce Reunion to Bully Nardwuar Again
NEW YORK — Legendary noise rock band Sonic Youth announced they were reforming 13 years after their dissolution, specifically to…
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Rebellious Bartender Only Plays “Closing Time” at Opening
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Rebellious bartender Shae Ruggeri insisted on playing Semisonic’s signature song “Closing Time” exclusively at the start of…
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Man’s Party Trick Successfully Listing All Black Flag Vocalists in Order
BOSTON — Local scene veteran Randy Ragnar amazed attendees at a house party with his seamless recitation of all five…
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Miss Murder Now Mrs. Murder-Harrison Following Marriage to Local Restaurateur
STOCKTON, Calif. — Local California woman and artistic muse Vanessa Murder, better known as “Miss Murder” from the AFI song…
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