First of all, I just want to say to all my friends and family, thank you for your concern. I really appreciate it but I’m…
So we ran into the guy from Smash Mouth on our lunch break while in line at Shake Shack. No big deal, right? That’s what…
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We’ve all been there. One minute you’re on your ’05 Yamaha Banshee, kicking up mud and slicing through air on the outskirts of town, and…
The big music publications are scared. No one clicks on articles anymore except for clickbait-y Top 100 lists. They would all go out of business…
We’ve all been there. You’re jamming along to a new track. The beat? Incredible. The lyrics? Insightful. The message? Well, they’re singing about a trampoline…
BALTIMORE — New cooking website Death Comes Cooking will offer readers a refreshing take on the usual recipe/blog formula by beginning each entry with a…
Who the fuck do you think you are? I don’t care because I know who you are. You are Hitler. I am not saying this…