Tyler Dark
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REHOBOTH BEACH, Del. — A local woman’s conversation with friends was disrupted by a man who stormed across the bar…
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Jason VanSlycke
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TORONTO — A local fire truck en route to a fire reportedly honked and blared its siren despite there being…
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Patrick Crooks
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GLEN BURNIE, Md. — Local punk Cris Martinson was recently honored by Forbes Magazine in their annual “30 People over…
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Anna Walsh
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LOS ANGELES — A survey of celebrities in the most elite rehabilitation facilities throughout greater Los Angeles showed 40% of…
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John Danek
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BELLEFONTE, Pa. — A customer at Quik Cuts Barber Shop cast an aching stare at a neighboring silent barber/customer pair…
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Patrick Coyne
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MILWAUKEE — Delusional local man Rick Crawford is convinced coworker Mary Schneider’s barely-concealed hostility toward him is all part of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN FRANCISCO — Self described “ass-guy” Greg Barker considers his preference for women’s asses over their breasts as admission as…
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Cory Cousins
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SEATTLE — Members of local metal band Brutal Stepson reportedly grew heated last night when they couldn’t agree on a…
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Krissy Howard
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RIDGEWOOD, N.Y. — Local creep Lance Weems narrowly squeezed past two women at a limited capacity venue last night despite…
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Krissy Howard
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BEND, Ore. — Alleged “biracial poser” and local punk Liz Watson disappointed white stranger Dana Fields yesterday by inadequately naming…
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