Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN FRANCISCO — Self described “ass-guy” Greg Barker considers his preference for women’s asses over their breasts as admission as…
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Cory Cousins
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SEATTLE — Members of local metal band Brutal Stepson reportedly grew heated last night when they couldn’t agree on a…
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Krissy Howard
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RIDGEWOOD, N.Y. — Local creep Lance Weems narrowly squeezed past two women at a limited capacity venue last night despite…
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Krissy Howard
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BEND, Ore. — Alleged “biracial poser” and local punk Liz Watson disappointed white stranger Dana Fields yesterday by inadequately naming…
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Rick Homuth
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LONDON — Cartoon bassist for the virtual indie rock group Gorillaz, Murdoc Niccals, died of a cartoon heroin overdose Wednesday,…
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Patrick Crooks
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SANDUSKY, Ohio — The Pop Punk Diocese of Ohio is facing a wave of criticism following the transfer of a…
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Jay Shingle
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ERIE, Pa. — Self-proclaimed grindcore aficionado Eduard Riva has vanished from the internet in recent months, as Facebook’s content flagging…
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Meg Scanlon
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LOS ANGELES — A years-long study by scientists at UCLA has proved once and for all that drinking eight glasses…
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Ryan Danley
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DALLAS — Laid off mall security guard and avid Pantera fan Jamie Gunderson has essentially torn his apartment down to…
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Jake Menez
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PHOENIX — Stead Ned, the guitarist for the Ned Flanders-inspired heavy metal band Okilly Dokilly, is worried about his missing…
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